








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




211 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2303 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4409 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2372 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3682 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,359,198 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bagel the cat | 147 | 0.0393 |
| #2 | OSAMA BIN GUAPO | 67 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | goonjutsu | 59 | 0.0229 |
| #4 | shart | 52 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Nice 1 G G | 29 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gorb | +2.61 | 81 | 28 |
| #2 | shart | +2.30 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | Nice 1 G G | +1.79 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | goonjutsu | +1.26 | 78 | 25 |
| #5 | hachiware lover | +1.24 | 71 | 41 |





