








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3218 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2609 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2826 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,851 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiroh | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Yunda | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Arberino | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | M.Eugster | 52% | 385 |
| #5 | Eugst3r | 50% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hico Nulkenberg🚗 | +3.78 | 92 | 55 |
| #2 | Kiroh | +2.89 | 90 | 76 |
| #3 | M.Eugster | +2.57 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | Yunda | +2.12 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Arberino | +0.05 | 58 | 62 |





