








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2560 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1919 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1444 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,417 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | TheGhoulette | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | RAT | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | Squ1d_4k | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | TheGhoulette | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | RAT | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | Squ1d_4k | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAT | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | TheGhoulette | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAT | 425 | 0.39 | 13 min |
| #2 | duskcylinder935 f in chat | 123 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | TheGhoulette | 109 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Squ1d_4k | 84 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAT | +1.88 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | TheGhoulette | +1.87 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | Squ1d_4k | +1.24 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | +0.42 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | ARI | -0.09 | 76 | 66 |





