








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1339 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1941 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1404 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2257 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,568 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robskiii | 67% | 70 |
| #2 | AngelMichael | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Airexial | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | pretty boopie | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 54% | 35 |
| #8 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 50% | 50 |
| #9 | G1ADi | 45% | 20 |
| #10 | Meepins64 | 38% | 16 |
| #11 | perry the platypus | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robskiii | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | AngelMichael | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | G1ADi | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robskiii | 138 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Spookie_GRND | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 72 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AngelMichael | +4.00 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | +3.29 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Spookie_GRND | +3.20 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | Robskiii | +2.37 | 76 | 77 |
| #5 | Meepins64 | +1.67 | 87 | 49 |





