








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 225 | 12% |
| Smokes | 617 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 903 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,888 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pako | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Maël | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Retinazer | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | grün | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | murlis | 61% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | jxlixn0.1k | 54% | 39 |
| #9 | BigMac10 | 53% | 73 |
| #10 | Rhedox | 48% | 128 |
| #11 | mel | 46% | 65 |
| #12 | Vautex | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murlis | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | BigMac10 | 216 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Retinazer | 216 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | jxlixn0.1k | 159 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Weisswurst | 157 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retinazer | +2.60 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Maël | +1.97 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | jxlixn0.1k | +1.41 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | mel | +1.34 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Kaiser Titan | +1.14 | 69 | 28 |





