








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4154 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5995 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5574 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1647 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,169 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaiser Titan | 61% | 107 |
| #2 | Maël | 59% | 185 |
| #3 | grün | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | Weisswurst | 57% | 135 |
| #5 | pako | 56% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhedox | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | BigMac10 | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Retinazer | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | jxlixn0.1k | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Maël | 9 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maël | +3.23 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Retinazer | +3.21 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | mel | +1.61 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Kaiser Titan | +1.42 | 71 | 26 |
| #5 | murlis | +0.95 | 36 | 63 |





