








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1525 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1179 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1330 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,803 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grün | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Retinazer | 56% | 66 |
| #3 | Maël | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | murlis | 55% | 99 |
| #5 | Weisswurst | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Vautex | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | Kaiser Titan | 46% | 65 |
| #9 | BigMac10 | 46% | 91 |
| #10 | jxlixn0.1k | 45% | 58 |
| #11 | Rhedox | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retinazer | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | jxlixn0.1k | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Rhedox | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | BigMac10 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | murlis | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retinazer | +2.28 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Maël | +1.41 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | mel | +1.15 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | Kaiser Titan | +0.87 | 72 | 30 |
| #5 | Weisswurst | +0.55 | 57 | 62 |





