








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2420 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2470 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3067 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2081 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,463,468 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | nyomod | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | kaktusz | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 47% | 45 |
| #6 | siginho | 47% | 60 |
| #7 | Marcus | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GSektor | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | kaktusz | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | nyomod | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GSektor | 583 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | ✪ SkyGod.- | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Marcus | 100 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | kaktusz | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | nyomod | 70 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GSektor | +1.87 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | siginho | +0.60 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | eLem | +0.24 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | kaktusz | +0.22 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | nyomod | +0.03 | 59 | 64 |





