








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6915 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3620 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3345 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2853 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,654,945 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skin Flute Pro | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | Who want Smoke | 52% | 87 |
| #3 | Eisley #8/24 | 50% | 116 |
| #4 | FriedSlice | 47% | 402 |
| #5 | select a bonus | 44% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eisley #8/24 | 32 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Whiskey 0666 | 31 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | FriedSlice | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | select a bonus | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Skin Flute Pro | 8 | 0.0130 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | select a bonus | 751 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Whiskey 0666 | 408 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Eisley #8/24 | 328 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | FriedSlice | 262 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #5 | Who want Smoke | 196 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eisley #8/24 | +5.90 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | select a bonus | +1.87 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Tantrum | +1.15 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | Who want Smoke | +0.16 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | Skin Flute Pro | -0.06 | 77 | 24 |





