








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




149 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15120 | 45% |
| Smokes | 8005 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4801 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5549 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,194,374 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriedSlice | 46% | 78 |
| #2 | Tantrum | 42% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FriedSlice | 46% | 78 |
| #2 | Tantrum | 42% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tantrum | 45 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | FriedSlice | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tantrum | 268 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | FriedSlice | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tantrum | +2.57 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | FriedSlice | -1.39 | 25 | 35 |
| #3 | Whiskey 0666 | -1.63 | 30 | 63 |





