








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 636 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2380 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1837 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 455 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,870 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prahl | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | astronawf | 57% | 202 |
| #3 | skipp | 54% | 116 |
| #4 | quesakilla | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | King of The Trees | 52% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | astronawf | 57% | 202 |
| #3 | skipp | 54% | 116 |
| #4 | quesakilla | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | King of The Trees | 52% | 229 |
| #6 | Tmini76 | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of The Trees | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | skipp | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | quesakilla | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | astronawf | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Prahl | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King of The Trees | 441 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | astronawf | 429 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | skipp | 234 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | quesakilla | 143 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Prahl | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quesakilla | +5.73 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | skipp | +2.59 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | astronawf | +0.93 | 58 | 54 |
| #4 | King of The Trees | +0.65 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Prahl | -0.64 | 48 | 51 |





