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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 44% |
| Smokes | 816 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,831 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Prophesier Crazy | 44% | 34 |
| #6 | SiL3nT G#0$t | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | Skywalker | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | Taboozle | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | Scatimoosh | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waylander | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Prophesier Crazy | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | SiL3nT G#0$t | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Tulip_1g | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scatimoosh | +4.63 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | SiL3nT G#0$t | +3.26 | 54 | 62 |
| #3 | Taboozle | +1.63 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | Prophesier Crazy | +1.55 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | Waylander | +0.14 | 77 | 40 |





