








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3285 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2908 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2200 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3085 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,880 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0re | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | sudo | 63% | 92 |
| #3 | Macky Gee | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | MorningstaR | 57% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0re | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | sudo | 63% | 92 |
| #3 | Macky Gee | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | MorningstaR | 57% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorningstaR | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | sudo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | v0re | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sudo | 468 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #2 | MorningstaR | 160 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Macky Gee | 99 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | v0re | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0re | +2.62 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | bobbincat | +1.60 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | MorningstaR | +1.58 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | sudo | +1.14 | 83 | 71 |
| #5 | Macky Gee | +0.08 | 50 | 76 |





