








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7742 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8315 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5941 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5633 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,383,279 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | 59% | 251 |
| #2 | kusturinn | 59% | 341 |
| #3 | bobbincat | 57% | 63 |
| #4 | - B!G DADDY | 56% | 154 |
| #5 | Macky Gee | 55% | 400 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macky Gee | 1223 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #2 | kusturinn | 945 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | mind cntrl | 877 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #4 | - B!G DADDY | 524 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #5 | bobbincat | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | +4.37 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | MorningstaR | +1.51 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | bobbincat | +0.98 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | Macky Gee | +0.38 | 54 | 72 |
| #5 | kusturinn | -0.01 | 61 | 70 |





