








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1364 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2086 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2134 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2310 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,717 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbincat | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | lil fella | 57% | 103 |
| #3 | KITTYBF | 55% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbincat | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | lil fella | 57% | 103 |
| #3 | KITTYBF | 55% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KITTYBF | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | lil fella | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KITTYBF | 606 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | lil fella | 149 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | bobbincat | 98 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0re | +2.10 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | KITTYBF | +0.27 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | bobbincat | +0.14 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | lil fella | +0.06 | 86 | 48 |





