








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 52% |
| Smokes | 775 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 160 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,713 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorningstaR | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Macky Gee | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | bobbincat | 63% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorningstaR | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Macky Gee | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | bobbincat | 63% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbincat | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | MorningstaR | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbincat | 257 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | MorningstaR | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Macky Gee | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobbincat | +2.49 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | MorningstaR | +1.86 | 93 | 65 |
| #3 | sudo | +1.14 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | Macky Gee | +1.11 | 61 | 69 |





