








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1771 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1969 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2080 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,194 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyngsøe | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | etot owner leetify | 49% | 232 |
| #3 | R3MA 1000 | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | Mugski | 42% | 112 |
| #5 | Sad Fat Man | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | etot owner leetify | 49% | 232 |
| #3 | R3MA 1000 | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | Mugski | 42% | 112 |
| #5 | Sad Fat Man | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | Stenfeldt | 29% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etot owner leetify | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | R3MA 1000 | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Sad Fat Man | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Mugski | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Stenfeldt | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etot owner leetify | 581 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Stenfeldt | 137 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | R3MA 1000 | 114 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sad Fat Man | 47 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mugski | 21 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juelz | +5.53 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | etot owner leetify | +2.26 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Lyngsøe | +1.16 | 45 | 39 |
| #4 | Sad Fat Man | +1.13 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Stenfeldt | +0.49 | 80 | 72 |





