








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 84 | 13% |
| Smokes | 60 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 164 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 53% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,258 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ÙwÚ | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | DinoGirl | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Lyngsøe | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | etot owner leetify | 42% | 137 |
| #5 | Juelz | 42% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Juelz | 42% | 112 |
| #6 | R3MA 1000 | 41% | 132 |
| #7 | pezu515 | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | Sad Fat Man | 36% | 28 |
| #9 | Stenfeldt | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etot owner leetify | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | R3MA 1000 | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Juelz | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Sad Fat Man | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Lyngsøe | 3 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etot owner leetify | 336 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Juelz | 202 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | R3MA 1000 | 87 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sad Fat Man | 53 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Stenfeldt | 41 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juelz | +6.27 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | ÙwÚ | +5.36 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Stenfeldt | +3.11 | 87 | 72 |
| #4 | etot owner leetify | +2.54 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | Sad Fat Man | +1.55 | 54 | 51 |





