








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 942 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6064 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4445 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6702 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5754 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,442,287 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Restmüll | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | roin | 50% | 137 |
| #3 | PalettenStapel | 49% | 65 |
| #4 | señor fefee<3 | 48% | 248 |
| #5 | Gazello | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ludo | 47 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | señor fefee<3 | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | DerDude | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | yoganilpferd | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | roin | 14 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerDude | 1624 | 0.20 | 49 min |
| #2 | Krulle | 770 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #3 | señor fefee<3 | 720 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #4 | yoganilpferd | 649 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | Boba und Tino ❤ | 480 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roin | +2.81 | 82 | 43 |
| #2 | PalettenStapel | +2.42 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | DerDude | +2.30 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Janse | +1.38 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | yoganilpferd | +0.72 | 70 | 60 |





