








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10422 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10131 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5877 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8021 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,529,032 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1029 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ Pebbles Mum ♡ | 26 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Disliner | 17 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Eduard Laser | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | In_Rage | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | HaiX47 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduard Laser | 1764 | 0.18 | 63 min |
| #2 | ♡ Pebbles Mum ♡ | 1004 | 0.07 | 27 min |
| #3 | Disliner | 755 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | ★𝕋𝕠𝕓𝟙𝕂𝕠𝕟 | 360 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | In_Rage | 279 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arraka | +5.73 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Eduard Laser | +5.19 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | In_Rage | +3.09 | 89 | 65 |
| #4 | ★𝕋𝕠𝕓𝟙𝕂𝕠𝕟 | +1.52 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | HaiX47 | +1.22 | 63 | 64 |





