








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1676 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1776 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1816 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1396 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,310 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabbatek | 42% | 55 |
| #2 | Arraka | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | ♡ Pebbles Mum ♡ | 34% | 103 |
| #4 | Defusion | 33% | 126 |
| #5 | Eduard Laser | 26% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defusion | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ♡ Pebbles Mum ♡ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Gabbatek | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Eduard Laser | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Arraka | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defusion | 499 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Eduard Laser | 183 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♡ Pebbles Mum ♡ | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Arraka | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | In_Rage | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arraka | +8.10 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Eduard Laser | +6.53 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | In_Rage | +1.66 | 90 | 55 |
| #4 | Defusion | -0.64 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | Gabbatek | -1.38 | 41 | 46 |





