








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 815 | 40% |
| Smokes | 469 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 538 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 194 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,771 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreatureOfHabit | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 53% | 136 |
| #3 | SU10KT | 53% | 184 |
| #4 | totte | 53% | 198 |
| #5 | Tepid Waters | 51% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 53% | 136 |
| #3 | SU10KT | 53% | 184 |
| #4 | totte | 53% | 198 |
| #5 | Tepid Waters | 51% | 175 |
| #6 | Mango Margo | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | SU10KT | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Rui2Pop | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Mango Margo | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | CreatureOfHabit | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SU10KT | 693 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | totte | 407 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Tepid Waters | 313 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rui2Pop | 270 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mango Margo | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | +4.79 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | SU10KT | +1.88 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | CreatureOfHabit | +0.34 | 91 | 52 |
| #4 | Mango Margo | -0.78 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | fbun | -1.14 | 45 | 35 |





