








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1214 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3204 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 1096 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,606 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreatureOfHabit | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Mango Margo | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Rui2Pop | 55% | 186 |
| #4 | SU10KT | 55% | 232 |
| #5 | fbun | 53% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mango Margo | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Rui2Pop | 55% | 186 |
| #4 | SU10KT | 55% | 232 |
| #5 | fbun | 53% | 198 |
| #6 | Tepid Waters | 52% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SU10KT | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Tepid Waters | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | fbun | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Mango Margo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SU10KT | 905 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 401 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Tepid Waters | 369 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | fbun | 263 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mango Margo | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | +4.69 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | SU10KT | +2.15 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | CreatureOfHabit | +1.13 | 90 | 47 |
| #4 | Mango Margo | -0.59 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | fbun | -1.19 | 44 | 34 |





