








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3225 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2448 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2176 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1470 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,048 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rui2Pop | 57% | 163 |
| #4 | Mango Margo | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | totte | 55% | 232 |
| #6 | Tepid Waters | 53% | 203 |
| #7 | fbun | 53% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Tepid Waters | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | fbun | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | 477 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Rui2Pop | 370 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tepid Waters | 361 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | fbun | 240 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mango Margo | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | totte | +4.79 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | SU10KT | +2.69 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | CreatureOfHabit | +1.06 | 88 | 43 |
| #4 | Mango Margo | -1.07 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | fbun | -1.22 | 45 | 35 |





