








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1526 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1479 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,777 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鳴子しょうきち | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | CrossJai2 | 53% | 139 |
| #3 | Hasta La Vista, Baby | 53% | 99 |
| #4 | DavisWai | 43% | 98 |
| #5 | BonoZzz | 43% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鳴子しょうきち | +5.62 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | BonoZzz | +3.45 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | Hasta La Vista, Baby | +2.65 | 36 | 47 |
| #4 | CrossJai2 | +2.34 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | DavisWai | +1.85 | 73 | 42 |





