








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1919 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2171 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2406 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,950 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSwaggyMcYolo | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Lee | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | ara toe she | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | n1kster | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | UwU Jesus Chan | 58% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | jpanッ | 50% | 24 |
| #12 | Glimpus | 50% | 54 |
| #13 | sharp | 43% | 23 |
| #14 | Century | 42% | 33 |
| #15 | Zyuwu | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chill | +1.93 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | aam | +1.26 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | sharp | +1.22 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | ara toe she | +1.20 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | Century | +0.81 | 80 | 55 |





