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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1641 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4716 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,689 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | Byers™ | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Hefty Joe | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | zrteh | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | World.exe | 46% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | World.exe | 57 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Royal Dr Godfrey Humpback III | 49 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | holding | 47 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Bacon | 27 | 0.0217 |
| #5 | w | 17 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zrteh | +4.66 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | holding | +1.89 | 69 | 28 |
| #3 | w | +1.86 | 73 | 45 |
| #4 | literally alois | +1.38 | 46 | 21 |
| #5 | carter | +0.45 | 59 | 48 |





