








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 34% |
| Smokes | 37 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 193 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 227 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,824 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AaronAbstract | 46% | 125 |
| #2 | refractable | 44% | 132 |
| #3 | ASHTONIO | 44% | 160 |
| #4 | ShoesArePerfect | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AaronAbstract | 46% | 125 |
| #2 | refractable | 44% | 132 |
| #3 | ASHTONIO | 44% | 160 |
| #4 | ShoesArePerfect | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHTONIO | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ShoesArePerfect | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | AaronAbstract | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | refractable | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | refractable | 145 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | ShoesArePerfect | 113 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | ASHTONIO | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | AaronAbstract | 12 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHTONIO | +6.43 | 84 | 41 |
| #2 | ShoesArePerfect | +0.09 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | AaronAbstract | -0.44 | 56 | 22 |
| #4 | Azure | -3.70 | 7 | 19 |
| #5 | refractable | -4.78 | 14 | 41 |





