








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3144 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3290 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3803 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2697 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,474 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daze +_- [A] | 57% | 138 |
| #2 | PJMS | 54% | 109 |
| #3 | bounch | 53% | 323 |
| #4 | Elosmian | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Lehicopter | 49% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Elosmian | 51% | 77 |
| #5 | Lehicopter | 49% | 87 |
| #6 | haudi | 47% | 62 |
| #7 | Ransu | 47% | 92 |
| #8 | B1nk | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daze +_- [A] | 25 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | bounch | 22 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | PJMS | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Elosmian | 14 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | haudi | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounch | 888 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | PJMS | 524 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | daze +_- [A] | 324 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Elosmian | 277 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ransu | 215 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounch | +4.55 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | PJMS | +1.60 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | daze +_- [A] | +1.22 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | Elosmian | +0.40 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | haudi | -0.30 | 73 | 60 |





