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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2867 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2641 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2652 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,152 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vepaad | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | HakkiSkrt | 54% | 48 |
| #3 | PJMS | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | B1nk | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | arde | 51% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounch | 489 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | PJMS | 406 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | daze +_- [A] | 282 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | haudi | 257 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | arde | 180 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bounch | +3.38 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | PJMS | +1.31 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | Elosmian | +1.16 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | vepaad | +1.03 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | haudi | +0.14 | 65 | 62 |





