








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2892 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2371 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4095 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2528 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,704 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King_ismet2001 | +6.05 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Omara Nicholasse | +4.46 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Talahon | +2.32 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | Femboy on E | -0.46 | 33 | 34 |
| #5 | k3ppi | -0.79 | 70 | 65 |





