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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 201 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3746 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3776 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4753 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3213 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,581,272 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sass | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | Deadman | 63% | 120 |
| #3 | Mikossaurus | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | MADNESS☠ | 54% | 137 |
| #5 | Mr.mimmu | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ok | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | BOT_Roosa | 45% | 377 |
| #9 | Mutike | 45% | 49 |
| #10 | Väike kodanik | 44% | 72 |
| #11 | Zaps21 | 41% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaps21 | 34 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Deadman | 34 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | MADNESS☠ | 28 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | BOT_Roosa | 25 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Väike kodanik | 18 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT_Roosa | 530 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Zaps21 | 436 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | MADNESS☠ | 333 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Deadman | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | lact0ze | 231 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lact0ze | +6.63 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | Zaps21 | +5.02 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | MADNESS☠ | +3.65 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Deadman | +3.09 | 55 | 53 |
| #5 | Sass | +2.23 | 67 | 48 |





