








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2583 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2034 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1740 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,839 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | longjohn | 63% | 30 |
| #12 | micro | 59% | 27 |
| #13 | Fruits | 52% | 122 |
| #14 | Mac | 51% | 114 |
| #15 | Psycho | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruits | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | viz | 8 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Cheriyaki Ticket | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Mac | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | micro | 5 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac | 656 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #2 | Fruits | 327 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Cheriyaki Ticket | 149 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | viz | 148 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | micro | 146 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | micro | +4.94 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | viz | +4.93 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | frowzy | +3.77 | 92 | 64 |
| #4 | luke | +2.83 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | Mac | +1.53 | 80 | 67 |





