








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 18% |
| Smokes | 922 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1939 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1798 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,334 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mpleTronic | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | Le-Bartender | 45% | 55 |
| #3 | Føx | 42% | 171 |
| #4 | HiTempo | 42% | 217 |
| #5 | Domineerbeer | 41% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Barra- | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | S1mpleTronic | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | HiTempo | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Føx | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Domineerbeer | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiTempo | 547 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | -Barra- | 544 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | S1mpleTronic | 231 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Domineerbeer | 227 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Føx | 148 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mpleTronic | +3.88 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | -Barra- | +2.96 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Domineerbeer | +1.91 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | Føx | -1.30 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | HiTempo | -1.87 | 50 | 65 |





