








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1901 | 11% |
| Smokes | 6824 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 5827 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3114 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,041,614 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1v9 ✪ Juli3n ツ | 51% | 47 |
| #2 | Evil_fingA | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | BonZo. | 47% | 301 |
| #4 | Büüüüü | 47% | 301 |
| #5 | XDonFlo | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 37 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 29 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | W☺ødy² | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Bukki | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | FlockwGlock | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 1786 | 0.28 | 62 min |
| #2 | W☺ødy² | 1261 | 0.27 | 38 min |
| #3 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 1054 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #4 | FlockwGlock | 460 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | pluebaer | 228 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | +2.99 | 44 | 89 |
| #2 | 1v9 ✪ Juli3n ツ | +2.08 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | +0.96 | 44 | 83 |
| #4 | W☺ødy² | +0.59 | 51 | 76 |
| #5 | Bukki | +0.29 | 67 | 62 |





