








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5321 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3165 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2380 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3350 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,743 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandalbear | 1106 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | TM0 | 931 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #3 | BlacK | 784 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #4 | fab | 681 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | ericlft | GER | 454 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandalbear | +3.01 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | .serenitxy | +2.94 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | TM0 | +2.44 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | BlacK | +1.38 | 65 | 70 |
| #5 | fab | -0.63 | 57 | 64 |





