








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7828 | 41% |
| Smokes | 4691 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3455 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3199 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,310,048 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1830 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TM0 | 1695 | 0.23 | 48 min |
| #2 | Vinth | 1420 | 0.28 | 33 min |
| #3 | BlacK | 1371 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #4 | fab | 875 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #5 | ericlft | GER | 738 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandalbear | +2.61 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | .serenitxy | +1.95 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | TM0 | +1.06 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | BlacK | +0.91 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | ☂Baiterschirm | -0.56 | 51 | 57 |





