








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6568 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3682 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5269 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4538 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,475,366 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TM0 | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Vandalbear | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Vinth | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | fab | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | condioz | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandalbear | 1558 | 0.21 | 41 min |
| #2 | TM0 | 1435 | 0.26 | 41 min |
| #3 | Vinth | 1240 | 0.29 | 30 min |
| #4 | fab | 779 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #5 | ericlft | GER | 541 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vandalbear | +2.65 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | .serenitxy | +1.85 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | TM0 | +1.38 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | 𝑮𝒏𝒚𝒛 | +1.36 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | BlacK | +0.91 | 68 | 70 |





