








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 574 | 29% |
| Smokes | 449 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 403 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,628 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaakko Parantainen | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | T@Z | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | PuckingFig ツ | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | raimo | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | walttu | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | walttu | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | ✪ Knité | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | Bambi | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Rampe | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | Vanska_Boy | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Bambi | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | T@Z | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Z | 383 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | PuckingFig ツ | 276 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | walttu | 165 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bambi | 121 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | raimo | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | +4.34 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | T@Z | +0.31 | 50 | 88 |
| #3 | Bambi | +0.30 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Jaakko Parantainen | -1.19 | 45 | 62 |
| #5 | raimo | -1.32 | 44 | 71 |





