








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1320 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1068 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 807 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 758 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,063 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omar ruthless | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Raimoust | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | tauno | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | dele | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Moksu | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | JANPPA1 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | tauno | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | molis | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | omar ruthless | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 490 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | JANPPA1 | 276 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | lomppe | 87 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #4 | omar ruthless | 78 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Moksu | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANPPA1 | +3.60 | 91 | 82 |
| #2 | pɘna666 | +2.77 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | molis | +1.85 | 56 | 81 |
| #4 | omar ruthless | +1.43 | 42 | 79 |
| #5 | Miggooo | +0.95 | 75 | 65 |





