








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 514 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10324 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6582 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7205 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4939 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,795,804 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | tryffis | 46% | 37 |
| #15 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 45% | 366 |
| #16 | Moksu | 44% | 180 |
| #17 | tauno | 44% | 143 |
| #18 | Miggooo | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 1597 | 0.22 | 49 min |
| #2 | lomppe | 910 | 0.29 | 27 min |
| #3 | Raimoust | 871 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #4 | molis | 704 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #5 | omar ruthless | 457 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANPPA1 | +3.25 | 89 | 80 |
| #2 | molis | +2.62 | 69 | 77 |
| #3 | lomppe | +1.36 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | jerppae | +0.61 | 77 | 81 |
| #5 | omar ruthless | +0.21 | 53 | 79 |





