








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1295 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1636 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1422 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,128 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaMi | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Maddew | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | dANNY | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | mauno | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | JANPPA1 | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moksu | 503 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | DJ Lörtti Lyytikäinen | 477 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #3 | tauno | 237 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | JANPPA1 | 203 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | teme | 193 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANPPA1 | +5.08 | 89 | 80 |
| #2 | pɘna666 | +4.25 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | molis | +3.84 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Miggooo | +3.54 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | jerppae | +3.04 | 87 | 84 |





