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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 578 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7393 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5504 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8296 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5820 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,316 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mikko Merikivi | 48% | 95 |
| #7 | Jukka Valonantaja | 47% | 151 |
| #8 | Litti Peukku | 47% | 254 |
| #9 | McCree | 46% | 63 |
| #10 | jappe | 38% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti Peukku | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Jani Toivoton™ | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jukka Valonantaja | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Nani | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Mikko Merikivi | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti Peukku | 592 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jani Toivoton™ | 388 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nani | 345 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #4 | McCree | 243 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jukka Valonantaja | 215 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arppe | +1.85 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Malibu I♿I⛟I♿I⛟I♿I⛟ | +0.54 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | coreis | +0.31 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | Jani Toivoton™ | +0.19 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | McCree | -0.09 | 61 | 70 |





