








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3274 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2343 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3116 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2546 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,866 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xantosz | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Command3rKoen | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | Br0therr | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | RamboNegev- | 57% | 46 |
| #5 | Грегориус VII | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Klaasnikov | 53% | 51 |
| #8 | 1TapHsNohecks | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | nekowa | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | Fl1kkcs | 50% | 20 |
| #11 | SteN | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xantosz | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Br0therr | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Command3rKoen | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Klaasnikov | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Vincentosz | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klaasnikov | 258 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | Br0therr | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | RamboNegev- | 118 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Command3rKoen | 106 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | xantosz | 96 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xantosz | +3.14 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | Vincentosz | +2.53 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | SteN | +1.58 | 92 | 70 |
| #4 | Itua | +1.25 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | Br0therr | +0.59 | 94 | 57 |





