








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8090 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5541 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5331 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4074 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,644 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany4A | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 60% | 298 |
| #3 | V3XM4CH1NE | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | sKIM bEEBLE | 53% | 109 |
| #5 | xBudGxming ✪ | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany4A | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 60% | 298 |
| #3 | V3XM4CH1NE | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | sKIM bEEBLE | 53% | 109 |
| #5 | xBudGxming ✪ | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | sKIM bEEBLE | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Dany4A | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | V3XM4CH1NE | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | xBudGxming ✪ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 592 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | V3XM4CH1NE | 194 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | sKIM bEEBLE | 164 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dany4A | 126 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | xBudGxming ✪ | 101 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | +4.66 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | suspwn | +1.03 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | sKIM bEEBLE | +0.12 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | V3XM4CH1NE | -0.86 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | Dany4A | -1.24 | 51 | 61 |





