








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3285 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3178 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3176 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3059 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,688,857 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany4A | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | xBudGxming ✪ | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | suspwn | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | V3XM4CH1NE | 53% | 102 |
| #5 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 53% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suspwn | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | V3XM4CH1NE | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Dany4A | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | ScuubieRuu | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suspwn | 353 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | V3XM4CH1NE | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 186 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | ScuubieRuu | 182 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | xBudGxming ✪ | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | +5.62 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | suspwn | +1.38 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | §G14 | +0.49 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | sKIM bEEBLE | +0.46 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | V3XM4CH1NE | -0.53 | 49 | 52 |





