








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




152 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7425 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1298 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 12215 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 7563 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,996,419 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeasleyPigeon | 1058 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #2 | FishNuts | 641 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | blue_gurl99 | 412 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Canadian Warlock | 372 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Gut Cassidy | 314 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gut Cassidy | +4.19 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Shifty | +4.05 | 59 | 61 |
| #3 | FishNuts | +3.59 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Yaycums | +3.50 | 83 | 39 |
| #5 | V | +1.64 | 66 | 58 |





