








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 230 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9982 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7089 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 11894 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 9790 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,830 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FranKe | 48% | 85 |
| #7 | anime enjoyer | 48% | 44 |
| #8 | Terho | 45% | 33 |
| #9 | Sleepy | 43% | 126 |
| #10 | Kaakelberg | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | +3.33 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | Bóbr | +1.97 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | Kaakelberg | +1.93 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | FranKe | +0.93 | 77 | 75 |
| #5 | anime enjoyer | +0.76 | 68 | 69 |





