








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 826 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13201 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8604 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 14770 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 16665 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,984 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex_muffin | 53% | 169 |
| #2 | Taco_Supreme | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | FallenPrey | 49% | 196 |
| #4 | FlatPepsi | 44% | 162 |
| #5 | Bhein | 43% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Taco_Supreme | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | FallenPrey | 49% | 196 |
| #4 | FlatPepsi | 44% | 162 |
| #5 | Bhein | 43% | 88 |
| #6 | AMP3D | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FallenPrey | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | nex_muffin | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | FlatPepsi | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Taco_Supreme | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | AMP3D | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex_muffin | 754 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | FlatPepsi | 301 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Taco_Supreme | 293 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | FallenPrey | 285 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | AMP3D | 153 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex_muffin | +0.98 | 57 | 69 |
| #2 | FallenPrey | +0.86 | 68 | 42 |
| #3 | Taco_Supreme | +0.69 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | AMP3D | +0.40 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | FlatPepsi | -0.01 | 42 | 50 |





