








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 206 | 17% |
| Smokes | 348 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 261 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 365 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,460 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fastela | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Eldridジジイ | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Joe_q+ | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Astropolo Apéro | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | benjitul | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Richard Bisou | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | didjock | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Eldridジジイ | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | didjock | 53 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | E_G Eager | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Astropolo Apéro | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benjitul | +4.56 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | MasterFlasH | +2.51 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | +1.05 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Joe_q+ | +0.85 | 65 | 51 |
| #5 | didjock | +0.40 | 46 | 75 |





